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Last chance to make stuff for humans. Let's have fun the whole time. Dog is here for morale.

EST. T=0
BENCHMARKS / ENGINES / RL
MORALE DEPT: STAFFED
Selected Work006 ITEMS · ALL DOG-APPROVED*
00 / FLAGSHIP

ChinaRxiv + RussiaRxiv

English access to research papers from ChinaXiv and beyond — machine-translated at scale. Now joined by RussiaRxiv, soft-launched with the Russian corpus coming online.

TRANSLATION · RESEARCH ACCESS · CHINARXIV.ORG · RUSSIARXIV.ORG
01 / EVALS

Model Benchmarks

The eval shop: five JS engines fighting in C, an ultra-long-horizon agent marathon, a contamination-proof math benchmark, and a refusal-rate probe — papers embedded inside.

JS262 · SWE-MARATHON · BENCHMAXXED · REFUSALS · PAPERS
02 / RL

bloodbowl-rl

Full-ruleset Blood Bowl engine in C with PufferLib self-play, validated seven ways against real tournament replays before a single training step. Training runs around the clock — watch it live on Blood Bowl TV.

LIVE · BBTV.SECONDS0.COM · RL · SELF-PLAY · C
03 / TABLETOP

Ars Saga Manager

Ars Magica Fifth Edition, played properly: build characters by the book, advance the saga season by season, and gather the troupe at a live table — covenants, cited rules answers, the Mythic Europe timeline.

WEB APP · TTRPG · LIVE AT ARS-SAGA-MANAGER.COM
04 / GAMES

GRAVEFANG

Vibecoding an entire game with my son: a ninja-vs-zombies wave fighter built in Unity 6, driven from the command line. Gameplay footage on the way.

UNITY · GAMEDEV · FATHER-SON PROJECT
05 / FICTION

Storyforge

A Story Grid-driven fiction harness — the model writes the prose, the machinery validates structure, tells, and detection. Read The Kept Watch, written end-to-end inside it.

FICTION · HARNESS · THE KEPT WATCH (PDF)

* approval pending treats. the morale department is a 14lb terrier named Watson. he has no email.

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